Donald Trumps Twitter Account Flew the Coop

Donald Trumps Twitter Account

President Donald Trump seriously loves Twitter – he uses it to talk trash about anyone who gets in his way, give his opinions on general things, and generally build his brand of orange-faced yelling.

Trump’s Twitter page, @realDonaldTrump, flew the coop on Thursday at around 4PM. Unfortunately it found it’s way back in a matter of a few minutes.

According to sources… the cause remains a mystery.

Those who follow “the Prez Donald” received an automated message which read “Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!”

Donald Trump Pre-Presidential Stupid Tweets

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!

Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!

This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!

Robert I’m getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I’m right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.

So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn’t matter– the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!

After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen–she will cheat on him again!

@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

@katyperry is no bargain but I don’t like John Mayer–he dates and tells–be careful Katy (just watch!).

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